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Complete episodes
Series 1
- Rose
- The End of the World
- The Unquiet Dead
- Aliens of London
- World War Three
- Dalek
- The Long Game
- Father’s Day
- The Empty Child
- The Doctor Dances
- Boom Town
- Bad Wolf
- The Parting of the Ways
- Christmas Invasion
Series 2
- New Earth
- Tooth and Claw
- School Reunion
- The Girl in the Fireplace
- Rise of the Cybermen
- The Age of Steel
- The Idiot’s Lantern
- The Impossible Planet
- The Satan Pit
- Love and Monsters
- Fear Her
- Army of Ghosts
- Doomsday
- Runaway Bride
Series 3
- Smith and Jones
- The Shakespeare Code
- Gridlock
- Daleks in Manhattan
- Evolution of the Daleks
- The Lazarus Experiment
- 42
- Human Nature
- The Family of Blood
- Blink
- Utopia
- The Sound of Drums
- Last of the Time Lords
- Voyage of the Damned
Series 4
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- RAP: What can happen on theSmith and Jones 00:37
- average beautiful day?Smith and Jones 00:37
- You never knowSmith and Jones 00:40
- Celebrate seasonal changes. . .Smith and Jones 00:41
- MOBILE RINGSSmith and Jones 00:44
- You're up early! What's happening?Smith and Jones 00:48
- It's a nightmare, cos DadSmith and Jones 00:50
- won't listen, Mum is going mental.Smith and Jones 00:50
- Martha, this is epic.Smith and Jones 00:53
- You've gotta stop him.Smith and Jones 00:53
- How do I do that?Smith and Jones 00:56
- Tell Dad he can't bring her.Smith and Jones 00:56
- PHONE BEEPSSmith and Jones 00:56
- That's Leo, I'll call you back.Smith and Jones 00:59
- Martha, if Mum and Dad kick off,Smith and Jones 01:01
- tell 'em I don't even want a party.Smith and Jones 01:01
- I didn't ask for one. They canSmith and Jones 01:05
- always give me the money instead.Smith and Jones 01:05
- Why do I have to tell them?Smith and Jones 01:08
- Hold on, that's Mum.Smith and Jones 01:08
- I'll call you back.Smith and Jones 01:10
- I don't mind your father makingSmith and Jones 01:12
- a fool of himself in private,Smith and Jones 01:12
- but this is Leo's 21st -Smith and Jones 01:16
- everyone is going to be there,Smith and Jones 01:16
- and the entire familySmith and Jones 01:19
- will look ridiculous.Smith and Jones 01:19
- Mum, it's a party! I can't stop DadSmith and Jones 01:22
- from bringing his girlfriend.Smith and Jones 01:22
- Hold on, that's Dad.Smith and Jones 01:25
- I'll call you back.Smith and Jones 01:25
- Ohh!Smith and Jones 01:25
- Martha? Now, tell your mother.Smith and Jones 01:29
- Leo is my son,Smith and Jones 01:29
- AND I'm paying for half that party.Smith and Jones 01:33
- I'm entitled to bring who I like.Smith and Jones 01:36
- What will it look like for MumSmith and Jones 01:38
- if you're there with Annalise?Smith and Jones 01:38
- What's wrong with Annalise?Smith and Jones 01:41
- Is that Martha? Say hi!Smith and Jones 01:43
- Hi, Martha! Hiii!Smith and Jones 01:46
- Hiii, Annalise. . .Smith and Jones 01:46
- Big kiss! Lots of love!Smith and Jones 01:49
- See you at the party, babes!Smith and Jones 01:49
- Now take me shopping, big boy.Smith and Jones 01:51
- Like so! You see?Smith and Jones 01:57
- Oi! Watch it, mate!Smith and Jones 02:17
- I was all right till this morningSmith and Jones 02:43
- and then, I don't know,Smith and Jones 02:43
- I woke upSmith and Jones 02:46
- and I felt all dizzy again.Smith and Jones 02:46
- It was worse than when I came in.Smith and Jones 02:48
- Pulse is slightly thready.Smith and Jones 02:50
- Well, let's see what Britain'sSmith and Jones 02:52
- finest might suggest.Smith and Jones 02:52
- Any ideas, Morgenstern?Smith and Jones 02:55
- Er, dizziness could be a signSmith and Jones 02:56
- of early-onset diabetes.Smith and Jones 02:56
- Hardly early onset, if you'llSmith and Jones 03:00
- forgive me, Miss Finnegan.Smith and Jones 03:00
- Any more ideas? Swales?Smith and Jones 03:00
- Erm, could recommend a CT scan.Smith and Jones 03:04
- And spend all our money? Jones?Smith and Jones 03:07
- We could take bloods andSmith and Jones 03:10
- check for Meniere's disease.Smith and Jones 03:10
- Or we could just ask the patient.Smith and Jones 03:13
- What did you have for dinnerSmith and Jones 03:14
- last night?Smith and Jones 03:14
- I had salad.Smith and Jones 03:17
- And the night before?Smith and Jones 03:17
- Salad again.Smith and Jones 03:17
- And salad every night for the pastSmith and Jones 03:21
- week, contrary to my instructions.Smith and Jones 03:21
- Salt deficiency, that's all.Smith and Jones 03:27
- Simple, honest salt.Smith and Jones 03:27
- Hippocrates himself expoundedSmith and Jones 03:32
- on the virtues of salt.Smith and Jones 03:32
- Recommended the inhalationSmith and Jones 03:36
- of steam from sea water.Smith and Jones 03:36
- Though no doubt, if he'd beenSmith and Jones 03:39
- afflicted with my students,Smith and Jones 03:39
- his oaths might have beenSmith and Jones 03:42
- rather more colourful.Smith and Jones 03:42
- Now then, Mr Smith, good morningSmith and Jones 03:51
- to you. How are you today?Smith and Jones 03:51
- Oh, not so bad.Smith and Jones 03:54
- Still a bit, y'know, bleuch.Smith and Jones 03:54
- John Smith, admitted yesterdaySmith and Jones 03:57
- with severe abdominal pains. Jones?Smith and Jones 03:57
- Why don't you seeSmith and Jones 04:01
- what you can find? Amaze me.Smith and Jones 04:01
- Well, it wasn't very clever runningSmith and Jones 04:03
- round outside, was it?Smith and Jones 04:03
- Sorry?Smith and Jones 04:03
- On Chancellor Street? You came up toSmith and Jones 04:08
- me and took your tie off.Smith and Jones 04:08
- Really?Smith and Jones 04:08
- What did I do that for?Smith and Jones 04:11
- I don't know. You just did.Smith and Jones 04:13
- Not me.Smith and Jones 04:13
- I was here in bed. Ask the nurses.Smith and Jones 04:13
- That's weird, cos it looked likeSmith and Jones 04:18
- you. Have you got a brother?Smith and Jones 04:18
- No, not any more. Just me.Smith and Jones 04:21
- As time passes and I grow ever moreSmith and Jones 04:23
- infirm and weary, Miss Jones?Smith and Jones 04:23
- Sorry.Smith and Jones 04:27
- Right. . .Smith and Jones 04:29
- HEART BEATSSmith and Jones 04:31
- HEART BEATSSmith and Jones 04:36
- I weep for future generations.Smith and Jones 04:39
- Are you having troubleSmith and Jones 04:41
- locating the heart?Smith and Jones 04:41
- Erm, I don't know.Smith and Jones 04:44
- Stomach cramps?Smith and Jones 04:47
- That is a symptom, not a diagnosis.Smith and Jones 04:47
- And you rather failed basicSmith and Jones 04:51
- techniques by not consulting firstSmith and Jones 04:51
- with the patient's chart.Smith and Jones 04:51
- That happened to me this morning.Smith and Jones 04:59
- I had the same thing.Smith and Jones 04:59
- And me, in the lift.Smith and Jones 05:02
- Well, it's only to be expected.Smith and Jones 05:02
- There's a thunderstorm moving in,Smith and Jones 05:04
- and lightningSmith and Jones 05:04
- is a form of static electricity,Smith and Jones 05:07
- as was first proven by. . .Smith and Jones 05:07
- Anyone?Smith and Jones 05:10
- Benjamin Franklin.Smith and Jones 05:10
- Correct.Smith and Jones 05:13
- My mate Ben! That was a day.Smith and Jones 05:15
- I got rope burns off that kite.Smith and Jones 05:15
- And I got soaked.Smith and Jones 05:15
- Quite.Smith and Jones 05:19
- And then I got electrocuted!Smith and Jones 05:19
- Moving on. . . I think perhapsSmith and Jones 05:21
- a visit from Psychiatric.Smith and Jones 05:21
- And next we have Mr. . .Smith and Jones 05:26
- No, listen, I've worked out a plan.Smith and Jones 05:32
- We tell Annalise that the buffetSmith and Jones 05:35
- tonight is 100% carbohydrateSmith and Jones 05:35
- and she won't turn up!Smith and Jones 05:39
- Take this seriously. That'sSmith and Jones 05:40
- our inheritance she's spending.Smith and Jones 05:40
- On fake tan!Smith and Jones 05:40
- I'm not far away, let's meet up.Smith and Jones 05:45
- We can draw up a battle plan.Smith and Jones 05:47
- In this weather? I'm not going out.Smith and Jones 05:48
- It's pouring.Smith and Jones 05:48
- It's not raining here.Smith and Jones 05:48
- God, that's weird.Smith and Jones 05:56
- It's raining right on top of you. ISmith and Jones 05:58
- can see it, but it's dry where I am.Smith and Jones 05:58
- Well, you just got lucky.Smith and Jones 05:58
- It's like in cartoons,Smith and Jones 06:03
- when a man's got a cloud over him.Smith and Jones 06:03
- I'll tell you what we'll do.Smith and Jones 06:06
- We tell Dad and AnnaliseSmith and Jones 06:11
- to get there early, about 7:30,Smith and Jones 06:11
- and we tell Leo to get there at theSmith and Jones 06:14
- same time to do that birthday stuff.Smith and Jones 06:14
- We tell Mum to get thereSmith and Jones 06:18
- for about 8:30, 9,Smith and Jones 06:18
- then that gives me time to haveSmith and Jones 06:21
- a word with Annalise, and. . . What?Smith and Jones 06:21
- The rain.Smith and Jones 06:25
- It's only rain.Smith and Jones 06:25
- Martha, have you seen the rain?Smith and Jones 06:28
- Why's everyone fussing about rain?Smith and Jones 06:30
- It's going up.Smith and Jones 06:32
- The rain is going up.Smith and Jones 06:32
- THUNDER CLAPS, GLASS SMASHESSmith and Jones 06:45
- What the hell was that?Smith and Jones 07:06
- Are you all right?Smith and Jones 07:06
- I think so, yeah.Smith and Jones 07:10
- It felt like an earthquake, or. . . ?Smith and Jones 07:12
- Martha!Smith and Jones 07:12
- It's night.Smith and Jones 07:16
- But it was lunchtime.Smith and Jones 07:20
- It's not night.Smith and Jones 07:22
- But it's got to be.Smith and Jones 07:22
- It's dark.Smith and Jones 07:25
- We're on the moon.Smith and Jones 07:28
- Can't be!Smith and Jones 07:29
- We're on the moon.Smith and Jones 07:29
- We're on the bloody moon!Smith and Jones 07:34
- THEY ALL SCREAMSmith and Jones 08:00
- I'm sorry, miss, no.Smith and Jones 08:16
- My God.Smith and Jones 08:16
- Martha? Martha, can you hear me?Smith and Jones 08:30
- Martha?Smith and Jones 08:33
- Somebody help me!Smith and Jones 08:41
- Have you seen Mr Stoker?Smith and Jones 08:58
- I'm sorry, I can't.Smith and Jones 08:58
- All right, now, everyone,Smith and Jones 09:04
- back to bed. We've got an emergency,Smith and Jones 09:04
- but we'll sort it out, don't worry.Smith and Jones 09:04
- It's real. It's really real!Smith and Jones 09:10
- Hold on.Smith and Jones 09:15
- Don't! We'll lose all the air!Smith and Jones 09:15
- They're not airtight. If the air wasSmith and Jones 09:18
- gonna get sucked out, it would haveSmith and Jones 09:18
- done. But it didn't, so how come?Smith and Jones 09:18
- Very good point! Brilliant, in fact.Smith and Jones 09:24
- What was your name?Smith and Jones 09:24
- Martha.Smith and Jones 09:27
- And it was Jones, wasn't it?Smith and Jones 09:27
- Well, Martha Jones, question is,Smith and Jones 09:30
- how are we breathing?Smith and Jones 09:30
- We can't be!Smith and Jones 09:33
- We are, don't waste my time.Smith and Jones 09:33
- Martha, is there a balcony onSmith and Jones 09:35
- this floor, or a veranda, or. . . ?Smith and Jones 09:35
- By the patients' lounge, yeah.Smith and Jones 09:38
- Do you fancy going out?Smith and Jones 09:38
- OK.Smith and Jones 09:42
- We might die.Smith and Jones 09:42
- We might not.Smith and Jones 09:44
- Good! Come on.Smith and Jones 09:46
- Not her, she'd hold us up.Smith and Jones 09:48
- We've got air!Smith and Jones 10:16
- How does that work?Smith and Jones 10:19
- Just be glad it does.Smith and Jones 10:21
- I've got a party tonight.Smith and Jones 10:30
- It's my brother's 21st.Smith and Jones 10:32
- My mother's gonna be really. . .Smith and Jones 10:35
- really. . .Smith and Jones 10:38
- You OK?Smith and Jones 10:38
- Yeah.Smith and Jones 10:38
- Sure?Smith and Jones 10:42
- Yeah.Smith and Jones 10:42
- D'you want to go back in?Smith and Jones 10:42
- No way.Smith and Jones 10:42
- We could die any minute,Smith and Jones 10:45
- but all the same. . .Smith and Jones 10:45
- It's beautiful.Smith and Jones 10:47
- D'you think?Smith and Jones 10:49
- How many peopleSmith and Jones 10:49
- want to go to the moon?Smith and Jones 10:49
- And here we are.Smith and Jones 10:53
- Standing in the Earthlight.Smith and Jones 10:55
- What do you think happened?Smith and Jones 10:58
- What do you think?Smith and Jones 11:00
- Extraterrestrial.Smith and Jones 11:00
- It's got to be.Smith and Jones 11:05
- I dunno, a few years agoSmith and Jones 11:05
- that would've sounded mad,Smith and Jones 11:07
- but these days. . .Smith and Jones 11:07
- That spaceship flying into Big Ben.Smith and Jones 11:10
- Christmas. Those Cybermen things.Smith and Jones 11:12
- I had a cousin.Smith and Jones 11:18
- Adeola.Smith and Jones 11:20
- She worked at Canary Wharf.Smith and Jones 11:22
- She never came home.Smith and Jones 11:25
- I'm sorry.Smith and Jones 11:28
- Yeah.Smith and Jones 11:30
- I was there,Smith and Jones 11:32
- in the battle. They were. . .Smith and Jones 11:34
- I promise you, Mr Smith,Smith and Jones 11:41
- we will find a way out.Smith and Jones 11:41
- If we can travel to the moon,Smith and Jones 11:44
- we can travel back.Smith and Jones 11:44
- There must be a way.Smith and Jones 11:47
- It's not Smith.Smith and Jones 11:47
- That's not my real name.Smith and Jones 11:49
- Who are you, then?Smith and Jones 11:49
- I'm the Doctor.Smith and Jones 11:51
- Me too, if I ever pass my exams.Smith and Jones 11:52
- What is it, then - Dr Smith?Smith and Jones 11:55
- Just the Doctor.Smith and Jones 11:57
- How do you mean, "Just the Doctor"?Smith and Jones 11:57
- Just the Doctor.Smith and Jones 12:00
- What, people call you "the Doctor"?Smith and Jones 12:00
- Yeah.Smith and Jones 12:04
- Well, I'm not.Smith and Jones 12:04
- Far as I'm concerned,Smith and Jones 12:06
- you've got to earn that title.Smith and Jones 12:06
- I'd better make a start, then.Smith and Jones 12:09
- Let's have a look,Smith and Jones 12:09
- there must be some sort of. . .Smith and Jones 12:12
- . .forcefield keeping the air in.Smith and Jones 12:17
- But if that's like a bubble,Smith and Jones 12:21
- sealing us in, that meansSmith and Jones 12:21
- this is the only air we've got.Smith and Jones 12:21
- What happens when it runs out?Smith and Jones 12:27
- How many people here?Smith and Jones 12:27
- Dunno, a thousand?Smith and Jones 12:30
- One thousand people suffocating.Smith and Jones 12:31
- Why would anyone do that?Smith and Jones 12:35
- ENGINES ROARSmith and Jones 12:35
- Heads up! Ask 'em yourself.Smith and Jones 12:37
- Aliens.Smith and Jones 13:39
- That's aliens. Real, proper aliens.Smith and Jones 13:42
- Judoon.Smith and Jones 13:47
- Mr Stoker?Smith and Jones 14:05
- I'm sorry, I didn't know who elseSmith and Jones 14:06
- to ask. But can you help me?Smith and Jones 14:06
- I think we've goneSmith and Jones 14:10
- beyond aspirin, Miss, er. . . ?Smith and Jones 14:10
- Finnegan.Smith and Jones 14:13
- Names!Smith and Jones 14:13
- What are names now, when somethingSmith and Jones 14:15
- unnameable is marching towards us?Smith and Jones 14:15
- Two more years, I thought, two moreSmith and Jones 14:19
- years, and then retire to Florida.Smith and Jones 14:19
- But there is Florida, in the sky.Smith and Jones 14:23
- I can see it! My daughter -Smith and Jones 14:25
- she's still in university.Smith and Jones 14:29
- I am never going to see her again.Smith and Jones 14:30
- But I need help, Mr Stoker.Smith and Jones 14:32
- I can't do anything!Smith and Jones 14:34
- Oh, I think you can.Smith and Jones 14:34
- What do you two want? It's a bitSmith and Jones 14:38
- late to sign for anything.Smith and Jones 14:38
- These are my lovely boys.Smith and Jones 14:42
- I prefer not to get my hands dirty.Smith and Jones 14:44
- I'm sorry?Smith and Jones 14:46
- You see,Smith and Jones 14:46
- there are great tests to come,Smith and Jones 14:46
- and terrible deeds,Smith and Jones 14:49
- some of them my own.Smith and Jones 14:49
- But if I'm to survive this,Smith and Jones 14:52
- I need you.Smith and Jones 14:52
- What are you talking about?Smith and Jones 14:56
- Blood.Smith and Jones 14:56
- Specifically, yours.Smith and Jones 14:58
- What are you doing?Smith and Jones 15:01
- What are you doing?Smith and Jones 15:04
- Let go of me! What the hell? Let go!Smith and Jones 15:04
- You see, I was only salt-deficientSmith and Jones 15:07
- because I'm so very goodSmith and Jones 15:07
- at absorbing it.Smith and Jones 15:07
- But now I need fire in my veins.Smith and Jones 15:12
- And who better than a consultant,Smith and Jones 15:15
- with blood fullSmith and Jones 15:15
- of salty fats and vintage wines andSmith and Jones 15:19
- all those Michelin-star sauces?Smith and Jones 15:19
- Who are you?Smith and Jones 15:25
- Oh, I'm a survivor, Mr Stoker.Smith and Jones 15:25
- At any cost. Look!Smith and Jones 15:30
- I've even brought a straw.Smith and Jones 15:36
- THEY MUTTER IN ALARMSmith and Jones 15:47
- Bo! Sco! Fo! Do!Smith and Jones 16:32
- No! Kro! Blo! Co! Sho! Ro!Smith and Jones 16:34
- Erm, we are citizens of planet Earth.Smith and Jones 16:42
- We welcome you in peace.Smith and Jones 16:45
- IT GRUNTSSmith and Jones 16:47
- P-Please don't hurt me.Smith and Jones 16:51
- I was just trying to help. I'm sorry.Smith and Jones 16:52
- Don't hurt me, please don't hurt me.Smith and Jones 16:52
- ON DEVICE: 'P-Please don't hurt me.Smith and Jones 16:56
- I was just trying to help.Smith and Jones 16:56
- 'I'm sorry. Don't hurt me. 'Smith and Jones 16:59
- Language assimilated.Smith and Jones 16:59
- Designation: Earth English.Smith and Jones 17:02
- You will be catalogued.Smith and Jones 17:05
- Category: human.Smith and Jones 17:08
- Catalogue all suspects.Smith and Jones 17:16
- Aw, look, you've got a little shop!Smith and Jones 17:28
- I like a little shop.Smith and Jones 17:28
- Never mind that! What are Judoon?Smith and Jones 17:32
- They're like police. Well. . .Smith and Jones 17:34
- Police for hire.Smith and Jones 17:36
- More like interplanetary thugs.Smith and Jones 17:36
- And they brought us to the moon?Smith and Jones 17:39
- Neutral territory.Smith and Jones 17:39
- According to Galactic Law, they'veSmith and Jones 17:42
- got no jurisdiction over the Earth.Smith and Jones 17:42
- That rain and lightning?Smith and Jones 17:46
- That was them using an H2O Scoop.Smith and Jones 17:46
- What are you on about, "GalacticSmith and Jones 17:50
- Law"? Where d'you get that from?Smith and Jones 17:50
- Human.Smith and Jones 17:58
- If they're police,Smith and Jones 17:58
- are we under arrest?Smith and Jones 17:58
- Are we trespassing on the moon?Smith and Jones 18:01
- No, but I like that! Good thinking.Smith and Jones 18:01
- No, wish it were that simple.Smith and Jones 18:05
- They're making a catalogue.Smith and Jones 18:05
- That means they're after somethingSmith and Jones 18:09
- non-human, which is bad news for me.Smith and Jones 18:09
- Why?Smith and Jones 18:09
- Oh, you're kidding me.Smith and Jones 18:16
- Don't be ridiculous.Smith and Jones 18:18
- Stop looking at me like that.Smith and Jones 18:22
- Come on, then.Smith and Jones 18:22
- Troop Five, floor one!Smith and Jones 18:28
- Troop Six, floor two!Smith and Jones 18:28
- Identify humansSmith and Jones 18:32
- and find the transgressor! Find it!Smith and Jones 18:32
- Prepare to be catalogued!Smith and Jones 18:48
- Do what they say! All they doSmith and Jones 18:48
- is shine this light thing.Smith and Jones 18:48
- They're not going to hurt us.Smith and Jones 18:52
- Listen to them.Smith and Jones 18:52
- Witness the crime.Smith and Jones 19:00
- Charge: physical assault.Smith and Jones 19:03
- Plea: guilty. Sentence: execution.Smith and Jones 19:05
- You didn't have to do that.Smith and Jones 19:14
- Justice is swift.Smith and Jones 19:16
- They've reached the third floor.Smith and Jones 19:24
- What's that thing?Smith and Jones 19:25
- Sonic screwdriver.Smith and Jones 19:25
- Well, if you won't answerSmith and Jones 19:28
- properly. . .Smith and Jones 19:28
- No, really, it is! It's aSmith and Jones 19:30
- screwdriver. And it's sonic. Look.Smith and Jones 19:30
- What else have you got?Smith and Jones 19:34
- A laser spanner?Smith and Jones 19:34
- No, it was stolen by Emily Pankhurst,Smith and Jones 19:37
- cheeky woman.Smith and Jones 19:37
- What's wrong with this computer? !Smith and Jones 19:39
- Judoon must have locked it down.Smith and Jones 19:42
- Judoon platoon upon the moon.Smith and Jones 19:45
- I was just travelling past, I swear.Smith and Jones 19:48
- I wasn't looking for trouble.Smith and Jones 19:48
- I noticed these plasma coilsSmith and Jones 19:51
- around the hospital.Smith and Jones 19:51
- It's been building upSmith and Jones 19:54
- for two days now.Smith and Jones 19:54
- So I thought something was going onSmith and Jones 19:57
- inside.Smith and Jones 19:57
- Turns out it was the Judoon up above.Smith and Jones 19:59
- What are they looking for?Smith and Jones 20:01
- Something that looks human but isn't.Smith and Jones 20:01
- Like you. Apparently.Smith and Jones 20:04
- Like me.Smith and Jones 20:04
- But not me.Smith and Jones 20:07
- Haven't they got a photo?Smith and Jones 20:07
- Might be a shape-changer.Smith and Jones 20:07
- Whatever it is, can't you justSmith and Jones 20:11
- leave the Judoon to find it?Smith and Jones 20:11
- If they find the hospital guiltySmith and Jones 20:14
- of harbouring a fugitive,Smith and Jones 20:14
- they'll execute it.Smith and Jones 20:14
- All of us?Smith and Jones 20:18
- Oh, yes.Smith and Jones 20:18
- But if I can find this thing first. . .Smith and Jones 20:18
- Oh! See? ! They're thick!Smith and Jones 20:21
- Judoon are thick.Smith and Jones 20:21
- So thick, they've wiped the records!Smith and Jones 20:24
- Oh, that's clever.Smith and Jones 20:26
- What are we looking for?Smith and Jones 20:26
- Don't know.Smith and Jones 20:26
- Say, any patient admittedSmith and Jones 20:29
- with unusual symptoms.Smith and Jones 20:29
- Maybe there's a backup. . .Smith and Jones 20:29
- Just keep working. I'll go andSmith and Jones 20:33
- ask Mr Stoker. He might know.Smith and Jones 20:33
- Mr Stoker?Smith and Jones 20:43
- Kill her!Smith and Jones 20:52
- I've restored the backup.Smith and Jones 20:56
- I found her!Smith and Jones 20:56
- You did what?Smith and Jones 20:56
- Run!Smith and Jones 20:59
- When I say "Now," press the button.Smith and Jones 21:48
- But I don't know which one!Smith and Jones 21:50
- Then find out!Smith and Jones 21:50
- NOW!Smith and Jones 22:08
- What did you do?Smith and Jones 22:20
- Increased the radiation by 5,000%.Smith and Jones 22:22
- Killed him dead.Smith and Jones 22:22
- But isn't that gonna kill you?Smith and Jones 22:26
- Nah, it's only Rontgen radiation.Smith and Jones 22:26
- We used to play with Rontgen bricks.Smith and Jones 22:30
- It's safe for you to come out.Smith and Jones 22:32
- I've absorbed it all.Smith and Jones 22:32
- All I need to do is expel it.Smith and Jones 22:35
- If I concentrate,Smith and Jones 22:38
- shift the radiation out of my bodySmith and Jones 22:41
- and into one spot -Smith and Jones 22:41
- say, my left shoe.Smith and Jones 22:46
- Here we go. Here we go. Easy does it!Smith and Jones 22:48
- Out, out, out, out,Smith and Jones 22:51
- out, out out, ow, ah, itches,Smith and Jones 22:54
- itches, itches, itches!Smith and Jones 22:54
- Done!Smith and Jones 23:02
- You're completely mad.Smith and Jones 23:02
- You're right.Smith and Jones 23:05
- I look daft with one shoe.Smith and Jones 23:05
- Barefoot on the moon!Smith and Jones 23:10
- What is that thing?Smith and Jones 23:14
- Where's it from, the Planet Zovirax?Smith and Jones 23:15
- Just a Slab.Smith and Jones 23:15
- They're called Slabs.Smith and Jones 23:18
- Basic slave drones, you see.Smith and Jones 23:20
- Solid leather all the way through.Smith and Jones 23:20
- Someone has got one hell of a fetish.Smith and Jones 23:24
- But it was that woman,Smith and Jones 23:27
- Miss Finnegan.Smith and Jones 23:27
- It was working for her,Smith and Jones 23:29
- just like a servant.Smith and Jones 23:29
- My sonic screwdriver!Smith and Jones 23:31
- She was a patient. . .Smith and Jones 23:31
- Burnt out my sonic screwdriver!Smith and Jones 23:31
- She had this straw,Smith and Jones 23:36
- like some sort of vampire.Smith and Jones 23:36
- I love my sonic screwdriver!Smith and Jones 23:38
- Doctor!Smith and Jones 23:38
- Sorry.Smith and Jones 23:41
- You called me Doctor.Smith and Jones 23:43
- Anyway!Smith and Jones 23:43
- Miss Finnegan is the alien.Smith and Jones 23:45
- She was drinking Mr Stoker's blood.Smith and Jones 23:47
- Funny time to take a snack.Smith and Jones 23:49
- You'd think she'd be hiding.Smith and Jones 23:49
- Unless. . . No?Smith and Jones 23:53
- Yes! That's it! Wait a minute.Smith and Jones 23:56
- YES! Internal shape-changer!Smith and Jones 23:58
- She wasn't drinking blood,Smith and Jones 24:00
- she was assimilating it.Smith and Jones 24:00
- Prepare to be catalogued!Smith and Jones 24:06
- Human.Smith and Jones 24:13
- If she can assimilate Mr Stoker'sSmith and Jones 24:19
- blood, mimic the biology,Smith and Jones 24:19
- she'll register as human!Smith and Jones 24:19
- We've got to find herSmith and Jones 24:23
- and show the Judoon. Come on!Smith and Jones 24:23
- Human.Smith and Jones 24:27
- That's the thing about Slabs -Smith and Jones 24:50
- they always travel in pairs.Smith and Jones 24:50
- What about you?Smith and Jones 24:54
- What about me what?Smith and Jones 24:54
- Well, haven't you got backup? YouSmith and Jones 24:56
- must have a partner or something.Smith and Jones 24:56
- Humans! We're on the moon, withSmith and Jones 25:04
- Judoon and a bloodsucking criminal,Smith and Jones 25:04
- and you ask personal questions? !Smith and Jones 25:04
- I like that - "Humans"(!) I'mSmith and Jones 25:09
- still not convinced you're an alien.Smith and Jones 25:09
- Non-human!Smith and Jones 25:15
- Oh, my God, you really are!Smith and Jones 25:16
- And again.Smith and Jones 25:16
- They've done this floor.Smith and Jones 25:37
- Come on.Smith and Jones 25:39
- The Judoon are logicalSmith and Jones 25:41
- and just a little bit thick.Smith and Jones 25:41
- They won't check a floor they'veSmith and Jones 25:44
- checked already. If we're lucky.Smith and Jones 25:44
- How much oxygen is there?Smith and Jones 25:48
- Not enough for all these people.Smith and Jones 25:50
- We're gonna run out.Smith and Jones 25:51
- How you feeling? You all right?Smith and Jones 25:51
- Running on adrenaline.Smith and Jones 25:55
- Welcome to my world.Smith and Jones 25:57
- What about the Judoon?Smith and Jones 25:57
- Big lung reserves. Won't slow themSmith and Jones 25:59
- down. Where's Mr Stoker's office?Smith and Jones 25:59
- It's this way.Smith and Jones 26:03
- She's gone!Smith and Jones 26:12
- She was here.Smith and Jones 26:14
- Drained him dry.Smith and Jones 26:18
- Every last drop.Smith and Jones 26:19
- I was right, she's a Plasmavore.Smith and Jones 26:19
- Then what's she doing on Earth?Smith and Jones 26:22
- Hiding. On the run,Smith and Jones 26:24
- like Ronald Biggs in Rio de Janeiro.Smith and Jones 26:27
- What's she doing now?Smith and Jones 26:29
- She's still not safe.Smith and Jones 26:29
- The Judoon could execute us all.Smith and Jones 26:31
- Come on.Smith and Jones 26:31
- Wait a minute.Smith and Jones 26:31
- Think, think, think. If I wasSmith and Jones 26:44
- a wanted Plasmavore surroundedSmith and Jones 26:44
- by police, what would I do?Smith and Jones 26:44
- Ohh. . .Smith and Jones 26:49
- She's as clever as me.Smith and Jones 26:51
- Almost.Smith and Jones 26:53
- Find the non-human! Execute!Smith and Jones 26:55
- Stay here.Smith and Jones 26:58
- You've got to hold them up.Smith and Jones 26:58
- How do I do that?Smith and Jones 27:00
- Just. . . Forgive me.Smith and Jones 27:00
- It could save a thousand lives.Smith and Jones 27:02
- It means nothing. Honestly.Smith and Jones 27:02
- That was nothing?Smith and Jones 27:14
- Have you seen? !Smith and Jones 27:40
- There are these things,Smith and Jones 27:42
- these great big space rhino things.Smith and Jones 27:42
- I mean, rhinos from space? !Smith and Jones 27:46
- And we're on the moon!Smith and Jones 27:46
- Great big space rhinosSmith and Jones 27:50
- with guns on the moon!Smith and Jones 27:50
- I only came in for my bunions! Look!Smith and Jones 27:52
- All fixed now. Good treatment.Smith and Jones 27:52
- The nurses were lovely.Smith and Jones 27:52
- I'd recommend this place to anyone,Smith and Jones 27:57
- but then we end up on the moon!Smith and Jones 27:57
- Did I mention the rhinos? !Smith and Jones 28:01
- Hold him.Smith and Jones 28:01
- Find the non-human! Execute!Smith and Jones 28:07
- Now listen.Smith and Jones 28:16
- I know who you're looking for.Smith and Jones 28:16
- She's this woman.Smith and Jones 28:19
- She calls herself Florence.Smith and Jones 28:19
- Human. Wait!Smith and Jones 28:23
- Non-human trace suspected!Smith and Jones 28:23
- Non-human element confirmed!Smith and Jones 28:26
- Authorise full scan!Smith and Jones 28:29
- What are you? What are you?Smith and Jones 28:33
- Um, that big, erm, machine thing - isSmith and Jones 28:37
- it supposed to be making that noise?Smith and Jones 28:37
- You wouldn't understand.Smith and Jones 28:41
- But isn't that a magneticSmith and Jones 28:41
- resonance imaging thing?Smith and Jones 28:41
- Like a ginormous sort of a magnet?Smith and Jones 28:46
- I did Magnetics GCSE.Smith and Jones 28:46
- Well, I failed, but all the same. . .Smith and Jones 28:49
- A magnet with its settingSmith and Jones 28:51
- now increased to 50,000 tesla.Smith and Jones 28:51
- Ooh, that's a bit strong. Isn't it?Smith and Jones 28:55
- It'll send out a magnetic pulseSmith and Jones 28:57
- that'll fry the brain stemsSmith and Jones 28:57
- of every living thingSmith and Jones 29:01
- within 250,000 miles.Smith and Jones 29:01
- Except for me. Safe in this room.Smith and Jones 29:04
- But hold on, hold on. I didSmith and Jones 29:08
- Geography GCSE. I passed that one.Smith and Jones 29:08
- Doesn't that distance include theSmith and Jones 29:12
- Earth?Smith and Jones 29:12
- Only the side facing the moon.Smith and Jones 29:12
- The other half will survive.Smith and Jones 29:15
- Call it my gift.Smith and Jones 29:15
- Sorry,Smith and Jones 29:18
- I'm a little bit out of my depth.Smith and Jones 29:18
- I've spent 15 years workingSmith and Jones 29:20
- as a postman. Hence the bunion.Smith and Jones 29:20
- Why would you do that?Smith and Jones 29:20
- With everyone dead, the Judoon shipsSmith and Jones 29:24
- will be mine to make my escape.Smith and Jones 29:24
- That's weird. You talk likeSmith and Jones 29:29
- you're some sort of an alien.Smith and Jones 29:29
- Quite so.Smith and Jones 29:32
- No? !Smith and Jones 29:33
- Oh, yes.Smith and Jones 29:33
- You're joshing me.Smith and Jones 29:33
- I am not.Smith and Jones 29:35
- I'm talking to an alien?Smith and Jones 29:35
- In hospital?Smith and Jones 29:38
- Has it got an ET department?Smith and Jones 29:40
- It's a perfect hiding place.Smith and Jones 29:40
- Blood banks downstairsSmith and Jones 29:43
- for a midnight feast.Smith and Jones 29:43
- And all this equipment,Smith and Jones 29:45
- ready to arm myself with,Smith and Jones 29:45
- should the police come looking.Smith and Jones 29:45
- So those rhinos are looking for you!Smith and Jones 29:50
- Yes. But I'm hidden.Smith and Jones 29:52
- Oh, right.Smith and Jones 29:56
- Maybe that's why they're increasingSmith and Jones 30:00
- their scans.Smith and Jones 30:00
- What?Smith and Jones 30:00
- Big Chief Rhino boy, he said,Smith and Jones 30:03
- no sign of a non-human, we mustSmith and Jones 30:03
- increase our scans up to setting two?Smith and Jones 30:03
- I must assimilate again.Smith and Jones 30:09
- What does that mean?Smith and Jones 30:10
- I must appear to be human.Smith and Jones 30:10
- You're welcome to come home and meetSmith and Jones 30:13
- the wife, she'd be honoured.Smith and Jones 30:13
- We can have cake!Smith and Jones 30:17
- Why should I have cake?Smith and Jones 30:17
- I've got my little straw.Smith and Jones 30:19
- That's nice.Smith and Jones 30:21
- Milkshake? I like banana.Smith and Jones 30:21
- You're quite the funny man.Smith and Jones 30:25
- And yet, I think,Smith and Jones 30:26
- laughing on purpose.Smith and Jones 30:26
- At the darkness.Smith and Jones 30:29
- I think it's timeSmith and Jones 30:31
- you found some peace. Steady him!Smith and Jones 30:31
- What are you doing?Smith and Jones 30:38
- I'm afraid this is going to hurt.Smith and Jones 30:39
- But if it's any consolation,Smith and Jones 30:42
- the dead don't tend to remember.Smith and Jones 30:42
- Confirm human.Smith and Jones 30:48
- Traces of facial contactSmith and Jones 30:50
- with non-human.Smith and Jones 30:50
- Continue the search!Smith and Jones 30:53
- You will need this.Smith and Jones 30:55
- What's that for?Smith and Jones 30:55
- Compensation.Smith and Jones 30:57
- Now see what you've done!Smith and Jones 31:16
- This poor man just died of fright.Smith and Jones 31:16
- Scan him!Smith and Jones 31:19
- Confirmation, deceased.Smith and Jones 31:25
- No, he can't be.Smith and Jones 31:27
- Let me through, let me see him.Smith and Jones 31:27
- Stop. Case closed.Smith and Jones 31:30
- But it was her!Smith and Jones 31:30
- She killed him, she did it,Smith and Jones 31:32
- she murdered him.Smith and Jones 31:32
- Judoon have no authoritySmith and Jones 31:36
- over human crime.Smith and Jones 31:36
- But she's not human!Smith and Jones 31:40
- Oh, but I am, I've been catalogued.Smith and Jones 31:40
- But she's not, she assim. . .Smith and Jones 31:43
- Wait a minute.Smith and Jones 31:44
- You drank his blood?Smith and Jones 31:46
- The Doctor's blood!Smith and Jones 31:46
- Oh, I don't mind, scan all you like.Smith and Jones 31:52
- Non-human!Smith and Jones 31:52
- What?Smith and Jones 31:56
- Confirm analysis.Smith and Jones 31:56
- Oh, but that's a mistake, surely.Smith and Jones 31:59
- I'm human,Smith and Jones 32:03
- I'm as human as they come.Smith and Jones 32:03
- He gave his life so they'd find you.Smith and Jones 32:05
- Confirm, Plasmavore!Smith and Jones 32:07
- Charged with the crimeSmith and Jones 32:09
- of murdering the Child PrincessSmith and Jones 32:09
- of Padrivole Regency Nine.Smith and Jones 32:09
- Well, she deserved it!Smith and Jones 32:14
- Those pink cheeks and those blondeSmith and Jones 32:16
- curls, and that simpering voice,Smith and Jones 32:16
- she was begging for the biteSmith and Jones 32:20
- of a Plasmavore!Smith and Jones 32:20
- Then you confess?Smith and Jones 32:23
- Confess? I'm proud of it!Smith and Jones 32:23
- Slab, stop them!Smith and Jones 32:27
- Verdict: guilty.Smith and Jones 32:34
- Sentence: execution!Smith and Jones 32:34
- Enjoy your victory, Judoon.Smith and Jones 32:40
- Cos you're going to burn with me!Smith and Jones 32:40
- Burn in hell!Smith and Jones 32:46
- Case closed.Smith and Jones 32:54
- But what did she mean, burn with me?Smith and Jones 32:56
- The scanner shouldn't do that,Smith and Jones 32:58
- she's done something.Smith and Jones 32:58
- Scans detect lethal accelerationSmith and Jones 33:05
- of mono-magnetic pulse.Smith and Jones 33:05
- Well, do something, stop it!Smith and Jones 33:09
- Ourjurisdiction has ended.Smith and Jones 33:12
- Judoon will evacuate.Smith and Jones 33:15
- You can't just leave it!Smith and Jones 33:16
- What's it gonna do?Smith and Jones 33:16
- All units withdraw!Smith and Jones 33:19
- What about the air?Smith and Jones 33:34
- We're running out of air.Smith and Jones 33:34
- You can't go! That thing's gonnaSmith and Jones 33:48
- explode, and it's your fault!Smith and Jones 33:48
- One, two, three, four, five.Smith and Jones 34:00
- One, two, three, four, five. . .Smith and Jones 34:04
- Two hearts!Smith and Jones 34:09
- One, two, three, four, five. . .Smith and Jones 34:11
- One, two, three, four, five. . .Smith and Jones 34:11
- The scanner,Smith and Jones 34:32
- she did something.Smith and Jones 34:34
- The sonic!Smith and Jones 35:09
- Come on, come on,Smith and Jones 36:05
- come on, come on, please.Smith and Jones 36:07
- Come on, Judoon, reverse it.Smith and Jones 36:09
- It's raining, Martha.Smith and Jones 36:13
- It's raining on the moon.Smith and Jones 36:13
- THUNDER CLAPSSmith and Jones 36:17
- . . I represented the human race.Smith and Jones 36:39
- I told them, "You can't do that,"Smith and Jones 36:42
- I said. . .Smith and Jones 36:42
- Martha!Smith and Jones 36:42
- Oh, my God, I thought you were dead,Smith and Jones 36:46
- what happened?Smith and Jones 36:46
- It was so weird!Smith and Jones 36:50
- The police didn't have a clue, andSmith and Jones 36:51
- I tried phoning. Mum's on her way.Smith and Jones 36:51
- But they've closed offSmith and Jones 36:55
- all the roads.Smith and Jones 36:55
- There's thousands of peopleSmith and Jones 36:57
- trying to get in.Smith and Jones 36:57
- Dad phoned. It's on the newsSmith and Jones 37:00
- and everything, he was crying.Smith and Jones 37:00
- Oh, my God, I've been a mess,Smith and Jones 37:03
- but what happened?Smith and Jones 37:03
- I mean, what really happened,Smith and Jones 37:06
- where were you?Smith and Jones 37:06
- 'Eyewitness reports from the RoyalSmith and Jones 37:10
- Hope Hospital are pouring in,Smith and Jones 37:10
- 'and all seem to beSmith and Jones 37:13
- remarkably consistent.Smith and Jones 37:13
- 'This from medical studentSmith and Jones 37:15
- Oliver Morgenstern.Smith and Jones 37:15
- 'I was there, I saw it happenSmith and Jones 37:19
- and I feel uniquely privileged.Smith and Jones 37:19
- 'I looked out at the surfaceSmith and Jones 37:25
- of the moon.Smith and Jones 37:25
- 'I saw the Earth suspended in space,Smith and Jones 37:27
- 'and it alljust provesSmith and Jones 37:30
- Mr Saxon right.Smith and Jones 37:30
- 'We're not alone in the Universe.Smith and Jones 37:33
- 'There's life out there.Smith and Jones 37:35
- Wild and extraordinary life. 'Smith and Jones 37:35
- I am not staying in thereSmith and Jones 37:39
- to be insulted!Smith and Jones 37:39
- She didn't mean it,Smith and Jones 37:42
- she just said you look healthy.Smith and Jones 37:42
- No, I said orange!Smith and Jones 37:45
- Clive, she is disrespecting me!Smith and Jones 37:45
- She's never liked me!Smith and Jones 37:45
- Oh, can't think why,Smith and Jones 37:49
- after you stole my husband!Smith and Jones 37:49
- I was seduced! Tell her, babes!Smith and Jones 37:53
- And then she has a go at Martha,Smith and Jones 37:55
- accused her of making it all up.Smith and Jones 37:55
- Mum, I don't mind, just leave it.Smith and Jones 37:59
- Oh! "I've been to the Moon!"Smith and Jones 38:00
- As if. They were drugged,Smith and Jones 38:02
- it said so on the news!Smith and Jones 38:02
- Since when did you watch the news?Smith and Jones 38:05
- You can't handle Quizmania!Smith and Jones 38:05
- Annalise started it,Smith and Jones 38:09
- she did, I heard her.Smith and Jones 38:09
- Tish, don't make it worse.Smith and Jones 38:12
- Leo, what did she buy you? Soap!Smith and Jones 38:12
- A 75 pence soap!Smith and Jones 38:15
- I'm neverSmith and Jones 38:15
- talking to your family again.Smith and Jones 38:15
- Annalise, don't you dare!Smith and Jones 38:19
- I'm putting my foot down!Smith and Jones 38:19
- Make a fool of yourself.Smith and Jones 38:22
- God knows, you've been doing itSmith and Jones 38:24
- for the last 25 years, why stop now?Smith and Jones 38:24
- Oh, Mum, don't! I asked the DJSmith and Jones 38:27
- and he's playing that song later,Smith and Jones 38:27
- he's playing Popcorn. . .Smith and Jones 38:31
- I went to the moon today.Smith and Jones 39:07
- Bit more peaceful than down here.Smith and Jones 39:09
- You never even told me who you are.Smith and Jones 39:11
- The Doctor.Smith and Jones 39:11
- But what sort of species? It's notSmith and Jones 39:15
- every day I get to ask that.Smith and Jones 39:15
- I'm a Time Lord.Smith and Jones 39:19
- Right.Smith and Jones 39:19
- Not pompous at all, then.Smith and Jones 39:22
- I just thought,Smith and Jones 39:25
- since you saved my life,Smith and Jones 39:25
- and I've got a brand new sonicSmith and Jones 39:27
- screwdriver which needs road-testing,Smith and Jones 39:27
- you might fancy a trip.Smith and Jones 39:32
- What, into space?Smith and Jones 39:34
- Well. . .Smith and Jones 39:34
- I can't, I've got exams.Smith and Jones 39:37
- I've got things to do,Smith and Jones 39:38
- I've got to go and pay the rent.Smith and Jones 39:38
- I've got my family going mad.Smith and Jones 39:38
- If it helps,Smith and Jones 39:42
- I can travel in time as well.Smith and Jones 39:45
- Get out of here.Smith and Jones 39:45
- I can!Smith and Jones 39:45
- Come on, that is going too far.Smith and Jones 39:49
- I'll prove it.Smith and Jones 39:49
- Told you!Smith and Jones 40:18
- No, but,Smith and Jones 40:18
- that was this morning, but. . .Smith and Jones 40:21
- Did you?Smith and Jones 40:21
- Oh, my God! You can travel in time.Smith and Jones 40:24
- But if you could see meSmith and Jones 40:27
- this morning, why didn't you tell meSmith and Jones 40:27
- not to go into work?Smith and Jones 40:27
- Crossing into established eventsSmith and Jones 40:31
- is strictly forbidden.Smith and Jones 40:31
- Except for cheap tricks.Smith and Jones 40:35
- And that's your spaceship?Smith and Jones 40:37
- It's called the TARDIS.Smith and Jones 40:39
- Time And Relative Dimension In Space.Smith and Jones 40:41
- Your spaceship's made of wood.Smith and Jones 40:44
- But there's not much room,Smith and Jones 40:46
- we'd be a bit intimate.Smith and Jones 40:46
- Take a look.Smith and Jones 40:51
- No, no, no.Smith and Jones 41:00
- But it's just a box.Smith and Jones 41:04
- But it's huge! How does it do that?Smith and Jones 41:07
- It's wood!Smith and Jones 41:10
- It's like a box with that roomSmith and Jones 41:12
- just crammed in!Smith and Jones 41:12
- It's bigger on the inside!Smith and Jones 41:18
- Is it? I hadn't noticed.Smith and Jones 41:18
- Right then, let's get going.Smith and Jones 41:23
- But is there a crew?Smith and Jones 41:25
- Like, a navigator and stuff,Smith and Jones 41:27
- where is everyone?Smith and Jones 41:27
- Just me.Smith and Jones 41:30
- All on your own?Smith and Jones 41:32
- Well, sometimes I have guests.Smith and Jones 41:34
- I mean, friends,Smith and Jones 41:36
- travelling with me.Smith and Jones 41:36
- I had. . . There was recentlySmith and Jones 41:39
- a friend of mine.Smith and Jones 41:39
- Rose, her name was Rose.Smith and Jones 41:42
- And we were together. Anyway.Smith and Jones 41:46
- Where is she now?Smith and Jones 41:49
- With her family.Smith and Jones 41:49
- Happy! She's fine.Smith and Jones 41:49
- Not that you're replacing her!Smith and Jones 41:52
- Never said I was.Smith and Jones 41:54
- Just one trip.Smith and Jones 41:54
- To say thanks, you get one trip, thenSmith and Jones 41:56
- back home. I'd rather be on my own.Smith and Jones 41:56
- Well, you're the one that kissed me.Smith and Jones 42:03
- That was a genetic transfer!Smith and Jones 42:06
- And if you will wear a tight suit.Smith and Jones 42:10
- Now, don't.Smith and Jones 42:13
- And then travelSmith and Jones 42:13
- all the way across the universeSmith and Jones 42:13
- just to ask me on a date.Smith and Jones 42:16
- Stop it!Smith and Jones 42:18
- For the record,Smith and Jones 42:20
- I'm not remotely interested.Smith and Jones 42:20
- I only go for humans.Smith and Jones 42:23
- Good! Now then,Smith and Jones 42:26
- close down the gravitic anomalyser.Smith and Jones 42:29
- Fire up the helmic regulator.Smith and Jones 42:31
- And finally,Smith and Jones 42:33
- the handbrake!Smith and Jones 42:36
- Ready?Smith and Jones 42:38
- No!Smith and Jones 42:40
- Off we go!Smith and Jones 42:40
- Blimey, it's a bit bumpy!Smith and Jones 42:46
- Welcome aboard, Miss Jones.Smith and Jones 42:46
- It's my pleasure, Mr Smith.Smith and Jones 42:51
- The Globe TheatreSmith and Jones 43:03
- containing the man himself.Smith and Jones 43:03
- Shut your big fat mouths!Smith and Jones 43:07
- Mr Shakespeare, isn't it?Smith and Jones 43:09
- No autographs.Smith and Jones 43:10
- Loves Labours WonSmith and Jones 43:10
- will never be played.Smith and Jones 43:10
- Upon this night the work is done.Smith and Jones 43:14
- Witchcraft.Smith and Jones 43:16
- Hey nonny nonny!Smith and Jones 43:20
- No!Smith and Jones 43:20
- The entire future of the human race,Smith and Jones 43:23
- it ends right now in 1599Smith and Jones 43:23
- if we don't stop it.Smith and Jones 43:23
- Ba-da-boom-ba!Smith and Jones 43:28
- That's quite good.Smith and Jones 43:28
- Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd 2007Smith and Jones 44:08
- E-mail subtitling@bbc.co. ukSmith and Jones 44:10